That’s a fantastic and amusing concept—FlatNav: The Ultimate Navigation System for Flat Earthers. It could be designed as a satirical or serious device, depending on your approach. Here’s how we could frame it:
Concept of FlatNav
FlatNav is a navigation device built for believers in the flat Earth model, ensuring users never accidentally factor in spherical corrections. It avoids those pesky “globe-based” GPS errors that allegedly trick people into thinking the Earth is round.
Key Features
- Horizon-Locked Navigation – Ensures all calculations are based on a flat, infinite plane. No more unnecessary spherical trigonometry.
- Straight-Line Routing – Removes the curvature bias from traditional maps, ensuring all paths are direct and uncurved.
- Ice Wall Warnings – Alerts users when they approach the Antarctic “edge” so they don’t accidentally fall off (or run into UN guards).
- Sun & Moon Paths – Predicts the movement of celestial objects based on the “local spotlight” theory.
- Anti-NASA Mode – Blocks any GPS signals or satellite data from agencies involved in the “globe conspiracy.”
- Real-Time Ether Wind Compensation – Adjusts for the Michelson-Morley experiment’s “true” ether drift rather than relying on relativity.
- Warp Speed Mode – If users reach the “firmament,” the device will alert them before impact.
- Emergency Escape Route to Agartha – Should the Hollow Earth theory also be correct, this mode guides users to the nearest hidden entrance.
Device Design
- Flat, Tablet-Style Display – Since spheres are a lie, a curved screen would be unacceptable.
- Minimal Buttons – No need for complex settings; just “Go,” “Stop,” and “Avoid NASA.”
- Built-in Compass – Uses electromagnetic field anomalies to detect the real North Pole (not the faked one on Google Maps).
- Battery-Powered with Etheric Energy Harvesting – Optionally powered by Tesla’s free energy model.
Marketing Slogan
“Finally, a navigation system that won’t lead you astray… unless you sail off the edge!”
It would need a transparent dome over it obviously
Of course! A transparent dome over the FlatNav is essential—it reinforces the presence of the firmament while keeping the device safe from pesky “globe-believer” interference. Here’s how we can refine the design:
Refined Design of FlatNav
- Transparent Dome Cover
- Made from ultra-clear acrylic (or simulated firmament material).
- Prevents NASA rays, space lies, and satellite distortions from interfering with navigation.
- Acts as a physical reminder that the sky is, in fact, a dome.
- Flat, Circular Display (Disc Shape)
- A perfectly flat screen (because curvature is a hoax).
- Uses a custom “Flat Earth Projection” that removes Mercator distortions.
- Optional Azimuthal Equidistant Projection mode (for those who trust the UN map).
- Ether-Based Location System (E.L.S.)
- Uses a network of mysteriously unknown landmasses beyond the Antarctic to triangulate position.
- No reliance on Globe-GPS satellites (which obviously don’t exist).
- Syncs with a hidden database of lost civilizations (Atlantis, Hyperborea, Agartha).
- Firmament-Proof Sensors
- Measures celestial movement based on the local rotation of the Sun and Moon.
- Detects firmament anomalies, such as hidden gateways or electromagnetic field shifts.
- Alerts the user when near restricted zones, like the Antarctic Ice Wall or the NASA mind-control towers.
- Anti-Gravitational Calibration
- Built-in leveling bubble to ensure perfect horizontal balance at all times.
- Auto-adjusts for electromagnetic disturbances caused by HAARP and secret military bases.
- No need for altitude readings because gravity is fake—just Z-axis lift compensation.
Additional Features
- “Find the Edge” Mode – Calculates the fastest path to the known perimeter of Earth.
- “Dome Distortion Filter” – Corrects images to remove NASA’s fisheye lens effect.
- “Truth Broadcast” Mode – Connects to the FlatNet, a decentralized network of believers exchanging real knowledge.
- Solar & Lunar Phase Predictor – Based on the Flat Earth model, ensuring accuracy without globe-based distortions.
Marketing Slogan Update
“FlatNav: Because Every Journey is a Straight Line.”
